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The First 72 Hours · from The Scam Hotline

Every call, every deadline, and the words to say when someone picks up.

The first 72 hours have a to-do list, and the order is what people get wrong at 11 pm with shaking hands. Wire recalls have windows measured in hours. Banks have fraud protocols that switch on when you say the right words. Reports have an order. This is that list, on paper. Print it, put it on the kitchen table, start at the top.

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The sequence someone should have handed you an hour ago.

  • The 72-hour workbook, hour by hour, in the order that protects the most.
  • Payment-method checklists: wire, Zelle, payment apps, cards, gift cards, crypto, checks. Each has its own clock and its own phone number.
  • Word-for-word call scripts for the bank, the card issuer, the payment app, and the carrier, including the elder financial exploitation language.
  • The reporting map: FTC, IdentityTheft.gov, IC3, local police, the credit bureaus, the DOJ Elder Justice line. What to file, in what order, with what attached.
  • The evidence log, and the 7-day follow-up checklist for the calls that only work if somebody makes them again on day three.
  • The Second-Scam Shield. The next wave is already dialing, offering to get the money back for a fee. Your family will see them coming.

Want it built for your situation instead of read? The First Aid Kit asks you fifteen questions and assembles the plan. You'll be offered it on the next page for $60 more.

Two kinds of recovery. We do one of them.

Nobody can promise your money back. Anyone who does is running the second scam.

Whether the money comes back is the bank's decision, the card issuer's, the payment app's, and the reports'. What you control is everything else: closing the doors tonight, protecting what was shared, and making the calls in the order that gives the bank's decision its best odds. That is what these pages do. All of it. In order.

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RETIRED — The First 72 Hours (now free)Every call, every deadline, and the words to say when someone picks up.
The First 72 Hours is the sequence on paper. Print it, put it on the kitchen table, and start at the top.
What's inside:
- The 72-hour workbook, hour by hour, in the order that protects the most.
- The payment-method checklists: wire, Zelle, payment apps, cards, gift cards, crypto, checks. Each has its own clock and its own phone number.
- Word-for-word call scripts for the bank, the card issuer, the payment app, and the carrier, including the elder financial exploitation language.
- The reporting map: FTC, IdentityTheft.gov, IC3, local police, the credit bureaus, the DOJ Elder Justice line. What to file, in what order, with what attached.
- The evidence log, and the 7-day follow-up checklist for the calls that only work if somebody makes them again on day three.
- The Second-Scam Shield: the next wave is already dialing, offering to get the money back for a fee. Your family will see them coming.
Want it built for your situation instead of read? The Scam Recovery First Aid Kit asks you fifteen questions and assembles your plan. This is the same material, on paper, for $39.
Two kinds of recovery. We do one of them. Financial recovery is whether the money comes back; that is the bank's decision and the reports'. We will never promise it, and anyone who does is running the second scam. Account recovery and lockdown is everything else, and it is the part your family controls.
Guarantee: use it for 14 days. If it did not give your family a clear, calm plan, email us and we send back every dollar. Keep everything.
The First 72 Hours — $39
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RETIRED — The First 72 Hours (now free)Every call, every deadline, and the words to say when someone picks up.
The First 72 Hours is the sequence on paper. Print it, put it on the kitchen table, and start at the top.
What's inside:
- The 72-hour workbook, hour by hour, in the order that protects the most.
- The payment-method checklists: wire, Zelle, payment apps, cards, gift cards, crypto, checks. Each has its own clock and its own phone number.
- Word-for-word call scripts for the bank, the card issuer, the payment app, and the carrier, including the elder financial exploitation language.
- The reporting map: FTC, IdentityTheft.gov, IC3, local police, the credit bureaus, the DOJ Elder Justice line. What to file, in what order, with what attached.
- The evidence log, and the 7-day follow-up checklist for the calls that only work if somebody makes them again on day three.
- The Second-Scam Shield: the next wave is already dialing, offering to get the money back for a fee. Your family will see them coming.
Want it built for your situation instead of read? The Scam Recovery First Aid Kit asks you fifteen questions and assembles your plan. This is the same material, on paper, for $39.
Two kinds of recovery. We do one of them. Financial recovery is whether the money comes back; that is the bank's decision and the reports'. We will never promise it, and anyone who does is running the second scam. Account recovery and lockdown is everything else, and it is the part your family controls.
Guarantee: use it for 14 days. If it did not give your family a clear, calm plan, email us and we send back every dollar. Keep everything.
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The book you hand your parents. Everything else in the Playbook is for you — FOOLED is for them. From you, the warning sounds like worry; from this book, it lands like the truth. FOOLED takes your parents inside the scam economy — who these people really are, how their scripts work, and why they target smart, careful, trusting people. Your parents aren't naive, and they aren't alone — they're up against professionals, and this book shows them exactly how professionals get beaten. By the end, they'll know how to lock down their accounts, question the urgent phone call, and spot the next scam coming from a mile away. 132 pages by Joel "JB" Bouck, founder of The Scam Hotline — written to inform, not frighten. It's the difference between defending your parents and parents who can defend themselves.
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RETIRED — The First 72 Hours (now free)Every call, every deadline, and the words to say when someone picks up.
The First 72 Hours is the sequence on paper. Print it, put it on the kitchen table, and start at the top.
What's inside:
- The 72-hour workbook, hour by hour, in the order that protects the most.
- The payment-method checklists: wire, Zelle, payment apps, cards, gift cards, crypto, checks. Each has its own clock and its own phone number.
- Word-for-word call scripts for the bank, the card issuer, the payment app, and the carrier, including the elder financial exploitation language.
- The reporting map: FTC, IdentityTheft.gov, IC3, local police, the credit bureaus, the DOJ Elder Justice line. What to file, in what order, with what attached.
- The evidence log, and the 7-day follow-up checklist for the calls that only work if somebody makes them again on day three.
- The Second-Scam Shield: the next wave is already dialing, offering to get the money back for a fee. Your family will see them coming.
Want it built for your situation instead of read? The Scam Recovery First Aid Kit asks you fifteen questions and assembles your plan. This is the same material, on paper, for $39.
Two kinds of recovery. We do one of them. Financial recovery is whether the money comes back; that is the bank's decision and the reports'. We will never promise it, and anyone who does is running the second scam. Account recovery and lockdown is everything else, and it is the part your family controls.
Guarantee: use it for 14 days. If it did not give your family a clear, calm plan, email us and we send back every dollar. Keep everything.
The First 72 Hours — $39
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Add the book you hand your parents when this is over — $9.99
FOOLED (ebook)
$16.99Digital Edition — $9.99
The book you hand your parents. Everything else in the Playbook is for you — FOOLED is for them. From you, the warning sounds like worry; from this book, it lands like the truth. FOOLED takes your parents inside the scam economy — who these people really are, how their scripts work, and why they target smart, careful, trusting people. Your parents aren't naive, and they aren't alone — they're up against professionals, and this book shows them exactly how professionals get beaten. By the end, they'll know how to lock down their accounts, question the urgent phone call, and spot the next scam coming from a mile away. 132 pages by Joel "JB" Bouck, founder of The Scam Hotline — written to inform, not frighten. It's the difference between defending your parents and parents who can defend themselves.
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